• HEATHER MILITARY GREEN - G500 - FRONT
  • GRAPHITE HEATHER - G500 - FRONT
  • GARNET - G500 - FRONT
  • Fan Marine Green - G500 - FRONT
  • BROWN SAVANA - G500 - FRONT
  • BLACK - G500 - FRONT
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Protect Your Human at All Costs Message Tee

Protect Your Human at All Costs Message Tee

Your dog takes the job seriously. Alarm system. Emotional support. Couch warmer. Protector of their human, at all costs. The Protect Your Human at All Costs tee is the official uniform of every dog who has ever refused to leave your side when it mattered most.

  • Gildan G500 — 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Classic fit with seamless rib collar and double-needle stitching
  • Tear-away label
  • 6 colors: Heather Military Green, Graphite Heather, Garnet, Fan Marine Green, Brown Savana, Black
  • Sizes S–5XL
$25.00 USD
$25.00 USD
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Care Instruction

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.









Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

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Ships in 3–7 business days. 30-day returns accepted.

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