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Protect Your Human Pet Tank Top

Protect Your Human Pet Tank Top

$37.85 USD
$37.85 USD
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Your human needs supervision. They forget to feed themselves, trip over their own feet, and can't be trusted around squirrels. The Protect Your Human tank is your pet's official uniform for the most important job they'll ever have.

  • 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather variations include polyester)
  • Medium weight — 5 oz/yd², breathable and durable
  • EasyTear label for sensitive pets
  • Colors: Black, Heather, Pink, White
  • Sizes M–XL (size up for broad-chested breeds)

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Returns: Ships in 3–7 business days. 30-day returns accepted.

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Standard shipping: 5-7 business days

Express shipping: 2-3 business days

Orders are processed within 1-2 business days

Free shipping on orders over $$50

Applies to standard shipping within the continental US only

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery

Items must be unworn and in original condition with tags attached

Return shipping is free for exchanges

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