Protect Your Human Pet Tank Top
Protect Your Human Pet Tank Top
Your human needs supervision. They forget to feed themselves, trip over their own feet, and can't be trusted around squirrels. The Protect Your Human tank is your pet's official uniform for the most important job they'll ever have.
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather variations include polyester)
- Medium weight — 5 oz/yd², breathable and durable
- EasyTear label for sensitive pets
- Colors: Black, Heather, Pink, White
- Sizes M–XL (size up for broad-chested breeds)
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Care Instruction
Care Instruction
| Machine wash cold (max 30°C). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Ships in 3–7 business days. 30-day returns accepted.

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